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She began with a blank Microsoft Word window. First torturing the mouse with some intense clicks, then she started writing. Though she would prefer a traditional typewriter with the exact punctuation with each key, but she settled anyway.


It is a story, a play, a God damn script, a translation from the mind.
It's about two bullets that penetrate politician's flesh.
It's a little piano piece.
It's a free cheese sample.
It's a 15 min love making break.



"ARE YOU READY?"

"I am going to count down from 5 and when I say NOW, you know it's starting. OK?"

"Ok..........."

"5....."

"4......."

"3............"

"2................"

"1111111111....."


"I am going to count down from 5 and when I say NOW, you know it's starting. OK?"